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Despite being one of the most frequently played and best loved sports, in Finland an idiosyncratic version of football has developed - instead of being played on tarmac or turf, it's conducted in a swamp.
One of the Swamp Soccer World Cup coordinators is Jussi Kiiskila.
As swamp soccer is unquestionably more demanding, only the fittest of contestants participate, but to compensate, the match length has been drastically slashed, so one game consists of just two 10-minute halves.
The teams are also a shrunken version of their normal selves, comprising a six-player line-up on each team - with the goalie included - playing at any given time.
While the principles of the sport are unchanged, Siri, from Finnish team Lahen Stolit, notes typical dilemmas they contend with.
The World Championships' varied categories, together with the range in playing fields are a draw for visiting teams such as the German swamp soccer champs, Jugendclub Lindenau.
Newcomers to Finland, they left with their heads held high after taking gold in the men's professional category.
Delineating the confines of the pitch itself are white boundary lines, and outside these, enthusiastic spectators escape the quagmire by perching on wooden plank walkways.
140 teams, female as well as male, hurled themselves about the swampy fields in this year's tournament, and it's anticipated that by the next event, numbers will have sprung back to pre-Covid-19 levels - 200-250 teams.
With swamp football squads amounting to 300, from all over the world, might you get a kick out of signing up for a wallow in a bog?
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